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Robert De Vincenzo, the great Argentine golfer, once won a
tournament and, after receiving the check and smiling for the
cameras, he went to the clubhouse and prepared to leave. Some
time later, he walked alone to his car in the parking lot and was
approached by a young woman. She congratulated him on his
victory and then told him that her child was seriously ill and near
death. She did not know how she could pay the doctor's bills and hospital
expenses.
De Vincenzo was touched by her story, and he took out a pen and endorsed
his winning check for payment to the woman. "Make some good days for the
baby," he said as he pressed the check into her hand.
The next week, he was having lunch in a country club when a Professional
Golf Association official came to his table. "Some of the boys in the parking
lot last week told me you met a young woman there after you won that
tournament." De Vincenzo nodded. "Well," said the official, "I have news
for you. She's a phony. She has no sick baby. She's not even married. She
fleeced you, my friend.”
"You mean there is no baby who is dying?" said De Vincenzo.
"That's right," said the official.
"That's the best news I've heard all week,” De Vincenzo said.
- The Best of Bits & Pieces
Two men look out through the same bars:
One sees the mud, and one the stars.
- Frederick Langbridge
